Sunday, February 2
God Jokes
Meals on Wheels – Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she…
Easter Blondies – Three blondes died and found themselves standing…
Heaven vs. Hell – One night, God visits a preacher.The…
None – What kind of fish does a priest eat? Nun!
Garden of Eden – Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely,…
Jingle Balls – Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?A: Because he’d…
Unappreciated Hanukkah Gift – A Jewish guy’s mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The…
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation… – Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…
Construction Workers – Two construction workers work on the 30th floor. One of them has…
More Jokes
Childless Psychics – Q: Why can’t psychics have children?A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheese Underwear – Yo’ Mama so ugly, when she wore…
Sexual Statistics – A businessman is seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman on a…
A bunch of Saddam Hussein’s body doubles … – A bunch of Saddam Hussein’s body…
Classic Booty Call… Inheritance – Inheriting 80 million bucks just doesn’t mean much when you…
Preferential Treatment – A fat woman and a skinny woman were sitting together at a…
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