Monday, December 23
God Jokes
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really…
Pressing Against – A married man goes to confessional and…
Upholding the Cloth – A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So…
Priest vs. Homosexual – What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The…
Sleepwalking Nun – What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Heaven’s Gate – You know about the 39 Heaven’s Gate culters who killed themselves? They…
The Jewish Vote – I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for…
The Joy of Christmas Cards – A woman walks into the Post Office to buy…
Under the Influence – A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a…
Dr. Dre’s Prognosis – How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm…
That’s Meaty – A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular…
More Jokes
What They Say at Your Funeral – Three friends die in a car accident and…
Astronaut Booty Call… Orbit – I need you to help me complete an orbit trim…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Things Your Wife Won’t Say – — The smell of beer on your breath drives…
Tough Love – A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It…
George Bush is So Stupid… – George Bush is so stupid, he’s still looking for…
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