Tuesday, March 4
God Jokes
Meals on Wheels – Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she…
Easter Blondies – Three blondes died and found themselves standing…
Heaven vs. Hell – One night, God visits a preacher.The…
St. Patrick Taunts – Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in…
Good Can of Corn – There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a…
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Oh, Say Can You See — Oh, You Can’t – A guy sees a classified…
Cookie’s Revenge – A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so…
More Jokes
Zombie Booty Call… Alphabet – If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put "U" and…
Jumping Rope – Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it…
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Inseparable – Me and my wife are almost inseparable, why just last week it took…
Three Guys – Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
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