Sunday, December 22
God Jokes
English Jesus – Why wasn’t Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin!
Some Character – Where do the characters go when I…
Jesus Is Gonna Get You – A man was robbing…
Donations to the Preacher – After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that…
Christmas Gifts a Wife Can Choose – Three men discuss the Christmas presents they bought…
Mozart Beyond the Grave – When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed…
Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really big year for me. I…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
More Jokes
Dirty Raggedy Ann – Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy…
Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.
The Royal Honeymoon – On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Vending Machine – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I put…
Exterminator Booty Call… Termites – I’d love to get my hands on your termite mounds.
Prostitute’s Friends – Q: What do you call a bunch of women hanging around prostitutes?…
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