Tuesday, March 4
God Jokes
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun,…
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a…
Frosty the Snowman’s Pants – Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?A:…
Maria’s Vida Loca – Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.…
Executive Decision – An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff.…
God’s First Name – This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there,…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
God Gots Jokes – A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Vampire Bar – Q: How do you know you’re in a vampire bar?A: There’s a…
More Jokes
Marital Counseling – After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling.…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Television – Yo’ Mama is like a television: even an old…
Washington Booty Call… Revolution – I cannot tell a lie. You’ve started a revolution in…
Flight Attendant Booty Call… Nuts – Hello, would you like some warm nuts?
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cliff – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she jumped off…
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