Sunday, March 9
God Jokes
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died."You know," Mom said, "it’s not so…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… -…
Liar’s Clocks – It’s a slow day in heaven, so…
Women in Heaven – Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?A: If…
God Made Eve First – In this world God made Eve first and one day…
Buckwheat – Buckwheat of the Little Rascals fame grew up, became a Muslim, and changed…
Priest and Rabbi in the Woods – A priest and a rabbi walk through the…
Make-a-Wish Foundation – After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a…
Ready, Aim… – A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf. Colin misses a…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Good Side – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
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