Monday, February 3
God Jokes
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died."You know," Mom said, "it’s not so…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… -…
Liar’s Clocks – It’s a slow day in heaven, so…
What’s the Difference? – A very old, but respected man walked into a local tavern.…
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish – One day George W. went out to dinner with a…
Father Christmas? – Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any kids? Cause he only comes once…
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil… – Did you hear about the dyslexic devil…
Holy Shot! – One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.…
A wrinkle in time – A little girl got on her grandpa’s lap and said,…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
More Jokes
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…
Airplane Hijinx – Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are…
Won’t Be Needing These Nikes Anymore – A man lying on a stretcher in the…
Shaking Things Up – An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she…
Yo mama so ugly your dad wakes up with Morning Wouldn’t
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