Wednesday, December 25
God Jokes
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died."You know," Mom said, "it’s not so…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish… -…
Liar’s Clocks – It’s a slow day in heaven, so…
Alleged Humor – Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel… * Spit-polishes his halo *…
You’re So Ugly… Mistletoe – You”re so ugly, at Christmas, we hang you up and…
Women in Heaven – Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?A: If…
God Made Eve First – In this world God made Eve first and one day…
Buckwheat – Buckwheat of the Little Rascals fame grew up, became a Muslim, and changed…
Priest and Rabbi in the Woods – A priest and a rabbi walk through the…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
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Gay Man & Refrigerator – What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?…
Classic Booty Call… New – I’m new around here. Can I have directions to your…
Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
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