Thursday, March 6
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Rain n’ Money – Why did God create economists? To make weathermen look good!
New Way for the Nuns – Two nuns rides their bikes down a lane. The…
Manufactured Innocence – Q: What’s the definition of innocence?A: A nun working in a condom…
Drunk and Arthritis – A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus…
Feet First – One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked…
God’s Identity – One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God. He…
The Bottom Line – A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
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Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
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Espanol para Matadors – Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?A: Quatro…
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