Monday, February 3
God Jokes
Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma’am," says…
St. Peter Asks the Blondes About Easter – Three blondes…
Act of God – After his wife had a baby,…
Switcheroo – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him and says,…
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
The Little Girl and the Wrinkles – A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s…
Recruiting for a New Pope – Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age…
Barbie’s Christmas Beau – A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s…
Jesus gives speech – Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ”He…
That Fly – What went through the fly’s mind as he hit the windshield? His…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
More Jokes
Confused Boy – Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?A: His daddy was really a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Umbilical Cord – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when you…
Bad Drivers – There’s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him…
Booty Call… Math – How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your…
A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard…
Yo mama’s So Old,..Driver’s Test – Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test…
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