Friday, November 22
God Jokes
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.An angel appeared before the…
The Deacon’s Last Words – A deacon is in the…
Slippery Slope – A nun was walking down the corridor…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Offering Plate – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she makes…
The Exorcist – "They call my husband ‘The Exorcist.’" "Why?" "As soon as gets to…
Amish paradise – Q: What is every Amish woman’s fantasy? A: Two menanite
Holy Water + Castor Oil – Q: What do you get when you mix holy…
Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t…
Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven – Three nuns die and go to heaven, but…
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
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Geek Booty Call… Life – If you’re looking for intelligent life, it’s right here. In…
Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot…
David’s Brother David – A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
A Blonde Party – What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties? Women!
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