Wednesday, December 25
God Jokes
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really…
Pressing Against – A married man goes to confessional and…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a…
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man…
None – What kind of fish does a priest eat? Nun!
Garden of Eden – Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely,…
God’s First Name – This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there,…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
More Jokes
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Hairy Pogo Stick – This guy goes to the doctors office and tells the doctor,…
Hand-Eye Coordination – Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Jack-O-Lantern – Yo’ Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets…
Ron Howard’s New Movie – Have you heard about Ron Howard’s new movie — a…
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