Sunday, February 2
God Jokes
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun,…
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a…
Where Is God? – A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10.…
Holiday Eating Tips – For The Sane – I hate aspects of this time of…
Alleged Humor – Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel… * Spit-polishes his halo *…
You’re So Ugly… Mistletoe – You”re so ugly, at Christmas, we hang you up and…
Women in Heaven – Q: Why do only 40% of men go to Heaven?A: If…
God Made Eve First – In this world God made Eve first and one day…
Golf Course Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?A:…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
Twisted Baby Joke – What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping…
More Jokes
Dead Sitcoms – Cloris Leachman on Bob Saget: "You didn’t just kill sitcoms. You raped…
Real Men – Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king…
Prom Booty Call… King – The prom king would like to meet you. He’s in…
Monica and the Vending Machine – Q: What’s the similarity between Monica Lewinsky and a…
Perambulating Candadians – Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do…
Video Blonde – Did you hear about the blonde and the weight loss video? She…
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