Sunday, February 2
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Frosty the Snowman’s Pants – Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down?A:…
Maria’s Vida Loca – Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.…
Executive Decision – An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff.…
God’s First Name – This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there,…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
God Gots Jokes – A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets…
News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
More Jokes
Drunken Man and Blonde – After a really good party a man walks into a…
A Paratrooper’s First Jump – A young paratrooper went for his first jump from an…
Superhero Booty Call… Fast – I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.
Ladys Love the Shoppin’ – Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how…
Dirty Halloween Phrases – — I’d like to get a little something in the sack.–…
What do you call 88 rednecks… – What do you call 88 rednecks in an…
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