Sunday, February 2
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Parrot-Prostitutes – A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a…
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man…
None – What kind of fish does a priest eat? Nun!
Garden of Eden – Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely,…
Jingle Balls – Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?A: Because he’d…
Dr. Doctor – Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
Limerick: Horny Lil – There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite…
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This Joke Hurts – A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch…
Say What Again? – Did you hear about the blonde who didn’t catch the joke?…
You’re so stupid, you sleep with… – You’re so stupid, you sleep with a measuring…
Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cordless Phone – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped…
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