Monday, December 23
God Jokes
Easter Egg Hunt – Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?A: He doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.
Three Nuns Get Quizzed in Heaven – Three nuns die…
Pimply Priest – What’s the difference between a pimple and…
The Funky Parrot – A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere…
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…
Cab Driver’s Nun Fantasy – A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Jingle Balls – Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?A: Because he’d…
Gun Sex Therapy – A man visits a sex therapist for help because he and…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
Leper Hockey – Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?A: There was…
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Yo mama’s…Beach – Yo mama’s so fat that when she goes walking on the beach…
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Washington Booty Call… Nickname – Want to know why they call me one of the…
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle – What do you call a blonde who has dyed…
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