Friday, November 22
God Jokes
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Andre Kelley: Adult Table – This was a really, really…
Pressing Against – A married man goes to confessional and…
The Little Girl and the Wrinkles – A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s…
Recruiting for a New Pope – Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age…
Barbie’s Christmas Beau – A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it’s…
Jesus gives speech – Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ”He…
Christian Drugs – Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an…
Daughter’s Prayer – A family was having guests to dinner. At the table, the mother…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
More Jokes
The Blind Man – I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It’s…
There were these two old guys… – There were two old guys, Abe and Sol,…
Definition of Agony – Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
80s Booty Call… A-Team – Call me Dirk Benedict, because my Face belongs on your…
Lawyers on the Beach – How come you can’t find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?…
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