Friday, March 28
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Sleepwalking Nun – What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Heaven’s Gate – You know about the 39 Heaven’s Gate culters who killed themselves? They…
The Jewish Vote – I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for…
The Joy of Christmas Cards – A woman walks into the Post Office to buy…
Astrologer Booty Call… Planet – My third planet is misaligned. Can you adjust it for…
Jesus’ Multi-Ethnicity – Proof that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beeper – Yo’ Mama is so fat, a beeper goes…
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
Fancy Apples – This guy was driving along a country road. Along the side of…
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