Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on…
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points…
Tomato in Training – Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
Steak and Sex – Q: What does a good steak have in common with good…
Fired From the Poultry Shop – Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from…
Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
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Female Hormones in Beer – Two men drink in a bar.One man says, "Did you…
Where Babies Come From – A little girl came home from school and told her…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
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