Thursday, January 30
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
I Don’t Like My Brother – Cannibal Son: Mom, I don’t like my brother anymore.Cannibal…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
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