Saturday, November 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
One-Legged People – Q: Where do one-legged people eat?A: IHOP
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: They can’t get their heads…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
More Jokes
Air Mattress – Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each…
Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A:…
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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