Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Returned Donut – Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
Curd and Rod – Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheerios – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a…
Bed Football – An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
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