Saturday, February 22
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Oppressive Potato – Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a…
Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French – Americans hate France. You don’t know French…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a library and says to the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Forget About It – An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin…
Eat Your Vegetables – Q: What’s the difficult thing about eating vegetables?A: Getting around the…
Mustard — A Tragic Story – As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
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Sleeping Squirrel – Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts…
Corporate Booty Call… HR – I’ll try not to get any human resources on you.
Heal The World – A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives he…
Bill Gates, Super Ego – One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Family Portraits – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, your family…
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