Saturday, November 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman,…
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…
Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bacon – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon…
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Alaskan Drunk Ice Fishing – A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.…
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