Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
Steak and Sex – Q: What does a good steak have in common with good…
Fired From the Poultry Shop – Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from…
Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Juice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Good Samaritan – Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a guy with no…
The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow – Q: How does a redneck tell…
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The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don’t think…
It Figures – A man and his son walk in the park and come upon…
Sick Hick – A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Blood Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she studied…
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