Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
Gourmet Booty Call… Eating Out – Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
Late Cannibal – Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
More Jokes
Pirate Booty Call… Boat – Come back to my ship and we’ll splice the mainbrace.…
The 69ers – What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?…
Walks Into a Bar… South American Toad – A young guy walks into a bar.…
On a Deserted Island – A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
Musical Chairs – Q: What did one chair say to another chair? A: Here comes…
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