Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Onions – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions…
Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
Analysis of the ”F” Word – Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words…
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Hitler Abstains – Q. Why didn’t Hitler drink tequila? A. Cause it made him mean.
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