Saturday, February 22
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
Fly in My Soup – Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!"That’s entirely possible. Our…
Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich – A man walks into a bar with a…
The Butcher’s Wife – Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?A: Meet Patty.
Science Fiction Porn Titles – Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar Lactatica 2010:…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
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Good Sport – At one point during a game, the coach said to one of…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Corduroys – Yo’ mama so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed…
Dead Penis – Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer’s who lived in a…
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