Friday, November 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Mad Cow Concern – A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
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Geek Booty Call… Body – One of my body parts is radioactive. Want to guess…
Penguin & JFK, Jr. – What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?…
Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough re-entry!
Cloak & Dagger – A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and…
Taking the Bullet – Two guys are drinking together, when one of them throws up…
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