Wednesday, January 29
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
Steak and Sex – Q: What does a good steak have in common with good…
Fired From the Poultry Shop – Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from…
Gourmet Booty Call… Knife – No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Juice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
I Don’t Like My Brother – Cannibal Son: Mom, I don’t like my brother anymore.Cannibal…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
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Spice Girls…Toaster – What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster?…
Party! – Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom…
Walruses and Their Tupperware – Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find…
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