Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Mad Cow Concern – A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
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Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
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