Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like some stuffing.
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…
A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless – Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that?…
Sex Over-Easy – Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said,…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
Sick Rabbit Trick – A guy finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in…
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Gary Glitter – Q: What’s the difference between Gary Glitter and acne? A: Acne doesn’t…
Fishsticks are for Lovahs – A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what’s…
Gorilla in Heat – A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.…
Christmas Cop – On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback sits at a traffic light…
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat – Dear Abby: My husband…
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