Saturday, February 22
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A:…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
A Sweet Filthy Story – It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.…
Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates…
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker – A Texan, a Russian and a…
Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
The Poop List – — Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there…
This Joke is Bananas! – Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A:…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
Little Johnny’s Big Answer – It is near the end of the school year. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Zoo – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when I took…
Rocker and NY – John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped…
Where Is God? – A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10.…
Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500 – — None for me, thanks. That Skoal will…
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