Friday, November 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex…
Medieval Booty Call… Food – Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Prayer – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after…
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
45 Pints of Milk – A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
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Jane’s Discovery – "Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they have sex…
Sexual Olympics – A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit…
Knock, Knock… Cows Go – Knock, knockWho’s there?Cows go.Cows go who?No, silly, cows go "moo."
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