Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into a bar and sees a…
Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear…
Irish Eats Italian – Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic…
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg – You only get laid once, you only…
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
Lesbians, Diets and Makeup – Q: Why don’t lesbians go on diets and wear expensive…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Leper Poker Game – Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?A: One guy…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
More Jokes
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
Monica’s Closet – Q. Did you hear what the the FBI found in Monica Lewinsky’s…
Country Politics – A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Shovel – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when asked to…
Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…
Pirate Booty Call… Jolly – How ’bout jollying my roger? Yar!
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