Saturday, February 22
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if…
Chocolate and Viagra – Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?A:…
A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless – Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that?…
Sex Over-Easy – Two eggs were kissing on a bed when the female egg said,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?A: Extra…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
More Jokes
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Picture Says a Thousand Words – Here’s a dilemma for you… With all your honor…
Parachute Jump – A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.The sergeant…
The Height of Noise – Q: What is the height of noise?A: Two skeletons f**king…
Women and Bad Weather – Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?A:…
D.A.M. – Q: What does D.A.M stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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