Friday, November 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Onions – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions…
Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Got Nuts? – A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Switched Ends – Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your…
Trucker Runs – A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and…
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Little Johnny… Big Word – The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multisyllabic…
A Muppet’s Quandry – One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
Clinton Stew – Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Bill Clinton stew?A:…
Tattooed Wang – This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a…
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