Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man…
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can…
Butcher Booty Call… Meat – I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Tomato in Training – Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Nudist Colony – How can you tell there’s a blind man in a nudist colony?…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
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Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
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