Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women – — A cup of coffee looks good in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Donut Seeds – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks…
Blonde Welfare – Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to…
A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals – I’m a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: Rotisserie…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
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