Sunday, April 6
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A:…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points from across the room.
The Flying Condom – Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?A: It got…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
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Jock Booty Call… Soccer – Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High…
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