Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
The Golfer’s Confession – A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I…
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
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Insulting Parrot – A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said,…
Megastore, Megasale – The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.…
Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named…
Got Nuts? – A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy…
Dinosaur and Pig – Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with…
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