Friday, November 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like…
Ronald McDonald in a Nudist Colony – Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… KFC – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to…
Oppressive Potato – Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a…
Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French – Americans hate France. You don’t know French…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a library and says to the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
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Falling Sign – One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ”Give me…
Birdbrain – In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W.…
Panda Booty Call… Riddle – (Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a…
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