Friday, January 17
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex…
Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates…
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker – A Texan, a Russian and a…
Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Old Virgin – There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still a virgin. One morning…
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Toe Curl – This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off…
Blonde…Bucket – What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde ? Bucket seats.
Singles – "I met my wife at a singles’ bar." "Really?" "I thought she was…
Computer vs. Air Conditioner – How is a computer like an air conditioner? When you…
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