Friday, February 21
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Walks Into a Bar… Basement Challenge – Three men walk into a bar. The barman…
Orange Oddity – Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright…
That Fly – What went through the fly’s mind as he hit the windshield? His…
More Jokes
Six Shots of Jagermeister – A young man sits down at a bar and says,…
The Govinator – Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to…
Bill Of No Rights – Our Rights: The following was written by State Representative Mitchell…
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? – What do you call Satan and…
Snoop Doggs Teeth… – How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Blonde…Foreplay – What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.
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