Friday, November 15
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Gourmet Booty Call… Stuffing – You look like you’d like…
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg – You only get laid once, you only…
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
Lesbians, Diets and Makeup – Q: Why don’t lesbians go on diets and wear expensive…
Blonde Meets Cheerios – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box…
Butcher Booty Call… Sausage – Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
A.J. Jamal: Good Place to Eat – You ever accidentally go up to a real…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
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Ego Killer – Q: What four words kill a man’s ego? A: Is it in…
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