Wednesday, January 29
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… KFC – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to…
Oppressive Potato – Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a…
Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French – Americans hate France. You don’t know French…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a library and says to the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Lick – Can I lick your bowl?
Forget About It – An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
More Jokes
Geek Booty Call… Machine – I’m more machine now than man… and I think you…
Pink and Dented – Q: What is pink and has seven dents?A: Snow White’s cherry.
A.J. Jamal: No Banks – They don’t treat the black people right. In our neighborhoods,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Binoculars – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks her…
Never Been With a Women – A 40-year-old woman wants to get married, but she…
Pirate Booty Call… Blow – Well… blow me down? Yar!
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