Thursday, March 6
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man…
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Order in the Court – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Returned Donut – Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
More Jokes
Confusing Blonde – Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You put her in a…
Helen Keller Driving – Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.
Double Parked Frog – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?A: Toad.
Blow The Men Down – A male whale and his mate were swimming around in…
Peacock – Q: What do you call a female peacock? A: A she-c**k or pea-c**t.
Pulling His Cheney – George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney…
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