Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Mad Cow Concern – A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
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An Ugly Position – What’s the position to make ugly babies? Ask your parents.
Rosebud – There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the…
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding – A cop pulls Jenna Bush over…
Pig Farmer – A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When…
D**k 2 Balls – Q: What did the d**k say to the balls? A: You…
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