Saturday, November 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on…
Gourmet Booty Call… Toast – I noticed your toast points…
Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear…
Irish Eats Italian – Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?A: Gaelic…
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg – You only get laid once, you only…
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
Lesbians, Diets and Makeup – Q: Why don’t lesbians go on diets and wear expensive…
Blonde Meets Cheerios – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
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Black Sheep – A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white baby.…
Sex vs. Computers – Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?A: With computers,…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
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