Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lifeguard – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
Another Tampon Term – Q: What’s another name for a tampon?A: Beaver dam.
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
More Jokes
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Boarding Ticket – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last…
The Bride’s Smile – Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding…
Deadbeat in a Bar – A man walked into a bar on a slow night…
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
Geek Booty Call… Contact – Please come home with me so I can experience… First…
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