Sunday, February 23
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Donkey-Onion Hybrid – Q: What do you get when you…
Pregnant Dairy Queen – Q: How did Dairy Queen get…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
A Sweet Filthy Story – It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.…
Japanese Pizza – An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates…
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker – A Texan, a Russian and a…
Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
Bug’s Mind – What is the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when…
More Jokes
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Bad Boomerang – Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A…
The Bill Clinton Sale – Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at…
Blonde Fish – If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Boarding Ticket – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the last…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says,…
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