Sunday, February 23
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
Forget About It – An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin…
Eat Your Vegetables – Q: What’s the difficult thing about eating vegetables?A: Getting around the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Crudite – We can get as crudite as you want, baby!
One-Legged People – Q: Where do one-legged people eat?A: IHOP
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your juices?
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: They can’t get their heads…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male…
More Jokes
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…
Grandma & Grandpa – Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of…
Redneck Wake-Up Call – What did the redneck girl say when she woke up with…
Soccer Booty Call… Poke – How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
Political Bookmarks – Q: Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?A: Because they prefer to bend pages.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Getting Acquainted – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I’ve known…
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