Saturday, November 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Tomato in Training – Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Apple and Worm – Q: What did the apple say to the worm?A: You’re boring…
Steak and Sex – Q: What does a good steak have in common with good…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Lab Monkeys – What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys?…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she gets…
Three Men and a Bed – Three guys walk into a motel and find out…
Abstinence – Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become…
Pirate Booty Call… Peg Leg – They call me Peg Leg Joe… and I walk…
Get What? – Where’d you get that? Get what? That stupid look on your face!
How to Sell Lawnmowers – A young man got a new job running the register…
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