Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Peanut Butter Rooster – Q: What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
Mad Cow Concern – A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Rice – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took her…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
Brave Pig With the Peg Leg – A tourist on a farm asked the farmer…
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
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Practice – What do you call parachuting lawyers? Skeet.
Me Talk Pretty – Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese man are…
Mexican Funeral – Q: What’s the slowest thing on 80 wheels?A: A Mexican funeral with…
No Fly Zone – The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush as "Walking Eagle"…
Geek Booty Call… Watch – Can I watch while you Google yourself?
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