Saturday, January 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Cockroach – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I stepped…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
More Jokes
Under the Influence – A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a…
Hipster Booty Call… Smokes – Can I bum a Gauloise off of you?
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Eclipse – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Las Vegas Pro – A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and…
Body Talk – This lady goes to the doctor for a check up. When she…
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