Wednesday, December 18
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde…
Walks Into a Bar… Menu – A guy walks into…
Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Got Nuts? – A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Medieval Booty Call… Food – Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
That’s Meaty – A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
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