Saturday, November 16
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Dr. Doctor – Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
More Jokes
The Deserted Island – On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the…
Close Enough For Government – Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Rehab – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she went to…
Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio – Q: Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toybox?…
The Proud Redneck – A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming pile…
Geek Booty Call… Calculator – What’s your name? I want to see if I can…
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