Sunday, February 23
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Animal Rotation – Q: What animal rotates at least 200…
Gourmet Booty Call… Temperature – Can I take your temperature…
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts – Q: What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer…
Classic Booty Call… Raisins – Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
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The Stupid Nomad – A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey.…
Little Old Lady’s Banking Wager – A little old lady walks into the Bank of…
Zombie Booty Call… Teeth – If I had any teeth left, they’d hurt, because you’re…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
Two Black Eyes for a Favor – A man walks into work with two black…
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