Tuesday, April 1
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I…
Blonde and Pizza – A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he…
Ants Dancing – Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?A: The lid…
A Blonde and Her Thermos – At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate…
Modern Science – Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding…
Mad Cow Concern – A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Gassy Granny – An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this…
Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
More Jokes
Desert Exile – Three criminals are sentenced to exile in the desert and can only…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
Limerick… Ol’ Man from Nantucket – There was an old man from Nantucket Who had…
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. – There was a farmer who grew watermelons.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Two Channels – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her tv…
Yo Mama’s Like a Toilet – Yo mama’s like a toilet — round, white and…
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