Friday, November 8
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Blondes and Pickles – Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A:…
Prostitute Potato – Q: Two potatoes are walking down the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
Blonde Waitress Warmer – A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Dog Farts – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her…
The Poop List – — Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there…
Deep In The Fourth Quarter – Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one…
More Jokes
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If Men Ruled the World… Work – – Each year, your raise would be pegged…
Mechanic Booty Call… Slot – I’m gonna need to take a look at your access…
Scottish Cheapskates – A Scottish man heads for home after spending the whole night in…
Gorilla Control – A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his…
Yo mama’s so fat… two buses – Yo mama’s so fat she uses two greyhound…
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