Friday, January 17
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Rooster and Lollipop – Q. What do you get when…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how…
45 Pints of Milk – A milkman comes across an order for 45 pints of…
Gourmet Booty Call… Sous Chef – Mind if my sous chef watches?
Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune – A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed…
Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex – — You can GET chocolate.– Chocolate satisfies even…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women – — A cup of coffee looks good in…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
Cow with No Legs – Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.…
More Jokes
Panda Booty Call… Cute – Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute…
Ethnic Joke – How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder…
Osama’s New City – What’s the capital of Afghanistan? KABOOM!!
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, people look forward to…
Homeward Blonde – How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway.
Fly Away – What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A space…
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