Saturday, February 8
Food Jokes
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman asked the man standing next to her. “Whoops! Sorry! Force of habit,” he answered,…
Cross the Road… Fat Turkey – Q: Why did the…
Gourmet Booty Call… Meat – My meat is Grade A.
Scott LaRose: Heavy Chocolate – The Dove Bar’s like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on…
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex – — You are guaranteed to get at least…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Onions – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes onions…
Sheik That Rooster – A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
The Perils of Flatulence – Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
More Jokes
Shirts Off – A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the…
Corporate Booty Call… Corner Office – Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.
Irish Cream – 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is…
Michigan State Fans – Q: What do you get when you have a basement full…
Redskin Trespassing – Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
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