Friday, January 31
Fat Jokes
You’ll Be So Fat…Clothes Tag – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the tag on your clothes will read "Made in Hungary, Turkey, China,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Kneecaps – Yo’ Mama is…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Manicure – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Restaurants – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s banned from…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Starving Sumo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Interstate 95 – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she uses Interstate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Burnt Ass – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
40′ Long and Stinky – What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line…
More Jokes
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Duck at the Pharmacy – A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a…
It Ain’t Margarita – What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry…
Walks Into a Bar… The Whole Gang – A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a…
Stale Mate – A couple, who had been married for years, were making love. He…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Christmas Toys – Yo’ Mama is so poor, all you…
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