Tuesday, March 11
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Zombie Booty Call… Dropped – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Roses are red are a rose are a rose – Roses are red Violets are…
Won’t Be Needing These Nikes Anymore – A man lying on a stretcher in the…
Something Men Can’t Get… – Why can’t men get Mad Cow Disease? Because they are…
Stop, Doc! I Can’t Take Any More! – My doctor is so funny – he…
Those Conceited Bastard Doctors – Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
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Get You With The Nine – A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven…
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