Sunday, February 2
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Quitting With the Patch – A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use…
A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard…
Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.
Little Big Fart – There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a…
A Crazy Person in the Woods – Q: How does a crazy person travel through…
Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don’t think…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
Dr. Dre’s Prognosis – How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm…
Perfect Relationship – A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when…
More Jokes
Thor and the Stranger – Thor mopes on Mt. Olympus. Zeus asks him why he…
Signs You’re Burned Out – 10. You’re so tired you now answer the phone, ‘Hell.’…
Yard Work Sign Language – A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes…
The Christmas Parrot – A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping,…
Thumb Sucking – A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives…
The "No Love" Boat – When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting…
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