Sunday, February 2
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Blonde’s Maternity Test – The doctor tells the blonde, "You’re pregnant."The blonde asks, "Are you…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Preparing for Your Mammogram – Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there…
Zombie Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
Poor Old Man – This old man goes to the doctor’s. "Help, Doc. I just…
Joe’s Accident – There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his wedding day.…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
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Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Me Talk Pretty – Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese man are…
Clocks – Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a…
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