Tuesday, March 11
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
The Heart Of The Matter – A man who was having heart trouble went to…
More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds more solid foods…
Bad Food – A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into…
A.T.R. – A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A. On crotches!
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
Motivational Quotes for Cannibals – "If we don’t change the direction we’re going, we’re likely…
Bob the Rectum Stretcher – After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on…
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