Friday, November 22
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Man Goes to the Nursing Home – A man goes to the nursing home to…
Green and Eats Nuts – Q: What’s green and eats nuts?A: Syphilis.
What P.M.S. Stands For – Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy…
Celebrex, Celebrex – Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: F**k if I…
Sperm Counting – There was this guy that went to the doctor to get is…
Female Sex Change – Q: What do you call a female sex change?A: An addadictomy.
Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Fresh Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put…
Church – One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway…
More Jokes
The BDC – A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads down…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Rock – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I threw a…
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Fair Exchange – Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together. After a week…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Doctor’s Magic Finger – A man goes to a doctor for his annual prostate exam.…
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