Wednesday, March 12
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Man Goes to the Nursing Home – A man goes to the nursing home to…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
Marital Counseling – After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling.…
Proctologists and Bartenders – Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?A: The…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
I Need Glasses. Do I Ever – "Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do,…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
Little Johnny and the ABC’s – Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rehab – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she had to…
Perfect Tee Shot – A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an…
Snake Bite – I hope I’m not poisonous, says the first snake."Why?" asks the second…
Prison Carpenter – Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he…
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