Thursday, November 28
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob – A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite,…
Zombie Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
Poor Old Man – This old man goes to the doctor’s. "Help, Doc. I just…
Prostate Tip – When a doctor is checking your prostate gland, make sure he doesn’t…
On the road too long – A trucker who has been out on the road…
Toe Tells Signs – Q: What do the toes say when they meet?A: There is…
Hard Luck – One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Osama = Crabs? – What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They…
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Yo mama’s so fat… Sherpas – Yo mama’s so fat, even Sherpas can’t climb her.
No-Legged Dog – Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left…
Politics and Golf – Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want to be…
Hooked On Crack – What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
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