Friday, March 14
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Marital Counseling – After 20 years of marriage a husband and wife go to counseling.…
Proctologists and Bartenders – Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?A: The…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
I Need Glasses. Do I Ever – "Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do,…
Computer Diagnosis – One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.…
Eating Right – A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Biting – A man was in a bar all day and he had to use…
Who Was the Most Drunk? – Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bucket of Chicken – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Skip To My Fool – One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks…
Pregnant Teacher – One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked…
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