Wednesday, November 27
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
I See You! – A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?A: In…
America has finally captured Saddam … – America has finally captured Saddam Hussein! They sprayed…
Tell Me About Your Circuit Breaker – How many psychiatrists does it take to screw…
The Cure for Mutes – One day two deaf-mutes meet on the street. They had…
Women vs. Dog Poop – Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A:…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
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Blonde Luck – A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in…
Holy Cow – A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a…
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