Wednesday, November 27
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Red Ring – A man goes to his doctor and says, "Please help me! I’ve…
Two Sperm – Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Prescription – Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for…
Proctologists and Bartenders – Q: What’s the difference between a proctologist and a bartender?A: The…
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
I Need Glasses. Do I Ever – "Doctor, doctor! I need glasses!" "You certainly do,…
Midget Huevos – One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom and a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
More Jokes
A Very Special Dictionary – THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a…
Positions – Three women were at the doctor’s office for the second trimester check up.…
Our Stupid Apartment’s On Fire! – Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire…
The Seven Dwarfs – The Seven Dwarfs were sitting in a tub feeling happy. So…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Reflection – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks…
Priests and Christmas Trees – Q: What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?A:…
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