Friday, March 14
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Quitting With the Patch – A guy decides to quit smoking. He decides to use…
A Child’s Prayer – One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard…
Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.
Little Big Fart – There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a…
A Crazy Person in the Woods – Q: How does a crazy person travel through…
Poor Hearing – An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don’t think…
Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…
More Jokes
ABC – Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them…
Jock Booty Call… Penalty – I’m going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Q:What do you do to an elephant with three … – Q: What do you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Blue Whale – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama…
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