Friday, March 14
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
What They Say at Your Funeral – Three friends die in a car accident and…
Impossible Deposit – A man goes to a sperm bank and says, "I’d like to…
Pharmacist Booty Call… Viagra – Just in case you were wondering, yes, I can get…
Classic Booty Call… CPR – I hope you know CPR, ’cause you’re taking my breath…
Geek Booty Call… Allergies – I’m allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being…
Things Couldn’t Be Nurse – A man is lying in bed in a hospital with…
Tough Ass – What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
Unwanted Compliment – Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your…
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