Wednesday, March 12
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Blondes on Skates – What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?…
Blondes and Colds – Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?A: They…
The Deacon’s Last Words – A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend,…
Pervert Psychiatrist – This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot…
Accident on the Golf Course – A guy out on the golf course takes a…
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Nudist Colony – How can you tell there’s a blind man in a nudist colony?…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
More Jokes
Yo mama’s so ghetto… wheelies – Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs…
Alien Booty Call… Flibgrack – I’d sure like to flibgrack all over your slibnofs.
You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the highway department…
Just Like Mama Used To Make – Why did the Italian boy want to grow…
Blonde Ale – Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?A: They’re both…
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