Wednesday, November 27
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
The Lawyer Keeps His Promise – A dying man gives each of his best friends…
Blonde Coffee Drinker – A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to…
Don’t Leave ‘Em Hanging – Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.…
Blondes and Colds – Q: Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold?A: They…
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? – What do a lawyer…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
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Electric Nut – When I was young, I had no sense, Stuck my dick in…
The BDC – A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads down…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
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