Wednesday, November 27
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Dr. Dave’s Hairy Indiscretion – Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt…
More Signs That You’re Out of College – — Your refrigerator holds more solid foods…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Blonde Overdue – A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I’m here to…
The Vet Bill – A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor…
The Blonde’s Pregnancy Scare – A blonde takes her typewriter to the doctor. "Doc, I’m…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
More Jokes
Don’t Say It – Q: What’s one thing you don’t tell a vampire?A: Bite me.
Current Administration – Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration? A: Because…
Taxing Profession – A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.The accountant says,…
Give Him What He Wants – An escaped convict broke into a house and tied…
News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…
Dog Crossing – Why did the dog cross the road? He saw some dog food.
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