Tuesday, November 26
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Beautiful? – A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife…
The Shooting – An old lady’s husband had just died and she felt their was…
A Firm Handshake – At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up a…
Dirty Knees – What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The head Nurse!
Why can’t skeletons play music in … – Q: Why can’t skeletons play music in…
Headaches and Sex – A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Weigh Station – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she’s…
german – Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn…
The Gassy Skeleton – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go skydiving?A: It didn’t have the…
Anniversary Lingerie – For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the…
Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears… – Q. Why did Pepsi hire Britney Spears to…
Pinocchio – Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it,…
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