Sunday, February 2
Doctor Jokes
A woman is in labor, and the doctor comes in and says, “we have this cool new device that lets the father participate by…
“Do you really have to lick the knife?” a woman…
The dyslexic nurse was given instructions by the doctor to…
Practice Makes Perfect – Q: How do you know you can’t trust doctors and lawyers?A:…
Nursing Home Chit Chat – At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior…
Eat Your Vegetables, Kids – What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her…
Doctor Demented – A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.…
Pregnant Wife – A man frantically speaks into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Butter – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s…
Leper and Prostitute – Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
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Stanley Cup Suicide – Ron Hextal, the Flyer’s goalie, was so upset about losing the…
Holy Shot! – One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing.…
The Praying Parrot – A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a…
Red Sox Humor – Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees…
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