Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
W.I.F.E. – Two guys and a girl were sitting at…
Broken Down – Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after…
Salesman: A New One, Really – A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle…
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Lesbian Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Lickalotopuss.
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Classic Booty Call… Thief – Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your…
Amish Leg Warmers – There’s this Amish girl and she tells her mom that her…
Twisted Baby Joke – What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall? Ripping…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
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Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"
Defense Lawyer’s Good News – "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jurassic Park – Yo’ Mama is so old, I took…
Maria’s Vida Loca – Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Barbeque Sauce – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
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