Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair…
Contractor Booty Call… Evacuation – I’m skilled in the art of hand evacuation.
Pool – How do you make a pool table laugh? Put your hand down its…
Latex Gloves – A doctor complains to his colleagues about the sanitary problems at a…
Spot Between – What do you call the spot between a woman’s vagina and her…
Geriatric Acrobatics – Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset…
Blonde Bellybutton – Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Shipwreck’d – Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a…
That’s Meaty – A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
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