Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Never Been With a Women – A 40-year-old woman wants…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
Dentata – A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked…
Gourmet Booty Call… Boil – I can bring you to a full boil!
Medieval Booty Call… Rack – Now there’s a rack I’d like to be stretched out…
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
Happy Birthdead To You – What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?…
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,…
More Jokes
Blonde Tip Toe – Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… TV Dinner Mishap – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
Iron Phone – A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked…
You Can’t Stop The Voodoo – A businessman was about to go on a long…
Falling Sign – One day, a man walks into a whorehouse and says, ”Give me…
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