Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides…
Miss Piggy’s Addition – Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she gets…
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
Bicycle Built For Two – A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture and "civilization" to…
In the Navy – Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from…
Soccer Booty Call… Attacker – Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
Coma – Mr. Smith’s wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
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Little Johnny… Know It All – Little Johnny asks his mother her age.She replies, "Gentlemen…
You’ll Be So Fat…Bathtub – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll fill the bathtub…
Blonde Welfare – Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to…
Proctologist”s Accident – What kind of accident did the proctologist have? He was rear-ended!
Blonde Headlights – Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A:…
K-Marts in Afghanistan – Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in…
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