Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Jock Booty Call… Shot – Hey babe, I have a…
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Butcher Booty Call… Meat – I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Lincoln Booty Call… Address – Can I give you my Gettysburg address? No? How about…
Geek Booty Call… Guild – Would you like to join my MMORPG guild for some…
Paying the Price – William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with…
Pirate Booty Call… Cannon – I’d like to fire my cannon into your treasure chest!…
Midget at a Nudist Colony – Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male…
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Construction Ear – A construction worker accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an…
Men and Batteries – Q: What’s the difference between men and batteries? A: Batteries have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Orange Juice Carton – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
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