Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Never Been With a Women – A 40-year-old woman wants…
Butcher Booty Call… Sausage – Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom – A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide…
The Royal Honeymoon – On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets…
Geek Booty Call… Fan Fiction – You’re totally fan-fic worthy. I think someone’s about to…
Yo mama’s so ugly… I can @#$% – Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can fuck…
Hippie and the Nun – One day a Hippie gets onto a bus. He sees…
Poem by a Man at a Urinal – As I stand here, and try to…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
More Jokes
Peroxide Revenge – Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch? A: A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
Pop a Cap in the Lion’s Gluts – There was this lion who had just…
Lesbian With Two Girlfriends – Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?…
McCain Goes to the Movies – Taking a break from the campaign trail, John McCain…
Guys and Dolls – Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. The girls…
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