Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A:…
Astrologer Booty Call… Moon – I think my moon is rising.
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Room 88 – A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to…
Scags Who Blew Bill – Q: What’s the difference between Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.…
Egyptian Pick-Up Line – What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come…
Corpsalicious! – One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a bartender is closing up his…
More Jokes
Lawyers and Water Fowl – Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t…
Medieval Booty Call… Play – Want to see a passion play? There’s one being performed…
Last Musical Request – The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to…
Grandma’s Condition – Q: What’s that wrinkly thing on Grandma?A: Grandpa.
Weiner Eater – What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
Lamaze Class – The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze…
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