Monday, November 18
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Contractor Booty Call… Hinge – I’d like to get a…
Three Hellos – A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife…
Ba Ba Black Sheep – Clem pulled over the car by the side of the…
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a…
Geek Booty Call… Google – Come on, I’m tired of Googling myself.
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Vibrator – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went…
Sex vs. Computers – Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?A: With computers,…
Monica and the Vending Machine – Q: What’s the similarity between Monica Lewinsky and a…
Yo’ Mama’s Hair… Wilson – Yo’ Mama’s hair is so nasty, Wilson couldn’t pick it.
Smoke Rings – Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first…
Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
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