Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Never Been With a Women – A 40-year-old woman wants…
Blondes and Light Bulbs – Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in…
Line of Blondes – What do you call a line of blondes? Easy Street
The Lucky Salesman – A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a…
Traveling Salesman – A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse and noticed the strange behavior…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
Pirate Booty Call… Hands – You’ll need both hands to hoist my main bow. Yar!
Tonight’s My Night – Prostitute 1: Tonight’s my night — I can smell c**k in…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
More Jokes
Adding Blonde – Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A:…
Little Johnny… Fascinate – A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with…
Limerick: Horny Lil – There was a horny young lady named Lil, Who fucked dynamite…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
Soccer Booty Call… Brazil – Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!
Clinton Does Dr. Seuss – I did not do it in a carI did not…
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