Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Animal Heaven – A cat and a rooster die but…
Blonde Bank Robber – Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?…
Blonde Under Deer – What do you call a blonde under a dead deer? All…
Ba Ba Black Sheep – Clem pulled over the car by the side of the…
Redneck Booty Call… Elvis – Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?
Food for the Hungry – Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They…
Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob learns that he has a…
Feminine Farting – Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?…
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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Bubba Gets Smart – Bubba was Alabama’s star lineman. He was great at football, but…
Mayo and Semen – What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn’t shoot…
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