Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Makin’ Dem Cupcakes – One day a boy and his…
Spot Between – What do you call the spot between a woman’s vagina and her…
Geriatric Acrobatics – Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset…
Blonde Bellybutton – Why was the Blonde’s bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!
Women Who Fake – Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care…
Alien Booty Call… Expel – I must expel some sprakzerl fluid. May I use your…
Astronaut Booty Call… Spelling – I put the "ass" in astronaut… assuming you spell that…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Dirty Aliens – A married couple was walking down the street when an alien spacecraft…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
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Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies – Q: How can you tell that a blonde’s been baking…
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says,…
Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s…
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