Tuesday, March 4
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Powder Proof – A man’s wife asks him to go…
Butcher Booty Call… Meat – I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
Ugly Kid – Q: What sexual position makes for ugly children?A: Ask your mom.
Turn to Stone – Two boys are playing by a stream when they spy a…
Robot Booty Call… Attraction – You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me.…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Campfire – Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to…
Classic Booty Call… Cops – The cops must be after you, because it’s illegal to…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
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The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
How About Some? – An old man and his wife sit in bed watching TV.…
Slippery Slope – A nun was walking down the corridor when suddenly she trips up.…
What Do You Call? – What do you call a bus full of lawyers going…
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