Friday, March 14
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Clinton and the Pope – Bill Clinton and the Pope…
Hurricane and the Coconut Tree – What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?…
Polish Joke – Q: How can you tell when a polish woman is done sucking…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Ass – Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
Old Virgin – There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still a virgin. One morning…
Sneezy – "Doctor, everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm!" "Are you doing anything for…
Curd and Rod – Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Morgue Smorgasbord – There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one…
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Prison Carpenter – Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he…
Signs It’s a Bad Day – — You wake up on pavement.– You can’t find…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Conclusion – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
The Clinton X250 – My new computer’s the Bill Clinton Model. It’s gotta 2 inch…
Definition of Suspect – What’s the definition of suspect? A nun jumping on a saddle-less…
Roses are red – Roses are red Violets are blue I’m schizophrenic And so am…
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