Tuesday, March 4
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Animal Heaven – A cat and a rooster die but…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her…
Well-Endowed Hunchback – A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket – If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Medieval Booty Call… Parts – Some parts of me are hard even without armor.
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
More Jokes
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business – Gary Condit looks up from his desk to…
Limey Penguin – A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and…
A Lesson in Government – A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the…
Divorce and Circumcision – Q: What’s the difference between a divorce and a circumcision?A: In…
Frog on the Lady’s Head – A lady with a frog stuck to her head…
Soccer Booty Call… Kick – Want to see my banana kick? Goooaaalll!
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